You really coming over, don't trick.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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