She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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