brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Duck Duck Cougar?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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