i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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