Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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