have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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