I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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