Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
