What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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