I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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