So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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