Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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