I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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