the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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