last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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