This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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