I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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