Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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