I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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