My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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