Who wears a wallet chain?!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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