Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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