I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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