We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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