i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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