Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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