I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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