In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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