i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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