Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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