new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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