Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
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Wipe that smile off your face.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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