Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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