What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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