we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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