wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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