So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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