is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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