awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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