You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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