Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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