Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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