i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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