where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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