so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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