My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I love having hate sex.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Randomize
