Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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