I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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