worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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