I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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